Jokes

What do you call a bad popcorn Joke?

Answer: Corny

 

What do you call the bottom of a boat made from popcorn?

Answer: A hull

 

Did you hear about the popcorn that joined the army?

They made him a kernel.

 

What do you call a pathway in a popcorn corn field?

Answer: Cobblestone.

 

What do you call fat popcorn?

Answer: Husky.

 

What did one popcorn say to the other?

Answer: I'm cold, hand me some Stockings.

 

What do you get when you cross a popcorn with an ice cream?

Answer: Popsicle

 

What do you call a field of passion popcorn?

Answer: A-maize-ing

 

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